Reports are coming in that a 1943 Lysander plane landed about 6pm last night in Lanrig Road, Chryston.
It is rumoured that 2 spies were secretly deposited, after flares were seen on the Moodiesburn to Chryston Road. Bad Boy Bennie apparently had a series of 5 alibies arranged - elderly women at the Chryston evening soiree, but many people remain suspicious that he was the covert informant that let these Rwandan infiltrators into the country.
There has been much conjecture about the event, after one of the spies invaded Chryston Church and attacked a helpless Chryston church cook by kissing and hugging her almost to death! The cook tried to escape by trying to clamber under the oven she was working at, but unfortunately failed to evade the onslaught.
The other spy tried to attack another women called Mary, but she had been pre-warned, and managed to evade a similar fate.
It was noticeable that both the Lysander pilot and his crew were able to be contained by the large gathering of 120 people at the Chryston Church 'fellowship' meal. They appeared to be unable to resist the high quality food that was put before them, of which they both had 3 helpings.
Late in the evening, they were repatriated to their homes, for a degree of interrogation and possible molly coddling - though your correspondent is somewhat less convinced that this latter technique is being used.
Reports are sparse but it appears that neither were treated to the post Rwandan bacon roll and pot of tea treatment, though one of the spies was taken out for a pub lunch of fish and chips and a pint of cider.
There are no depths of torture that some people will descend to get the full truth out of their captives - sorry Roger I told her everything!
Bennie Run! Hide the Lysander - we will need it for our escape - shame it only carries 2 people.
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